Archive for the ‘Hollywood Humor’ Category

I like reading celebrity news. They make me feel normal. They make me feel better about myself. And at one point of my professional blogging career(awwww), I wrote and snarked about celebrities. These days I just do it for fun here in my blog, albeit occasionally, but more often in my Twitter and Facebook statuses. Oooh, you should see my facebook status about celebs. I wouldn’t be surprised one bit if my relatives feel embarrassed being associated with me. Anyhooo, I also do it in my Filipino celebrities blog but that’s a different world altogether.

Here are a few celebrity headline news that made me roll my eyes and chuckle at the same time. They’re from Popsugar and US Weekly.

Jennifer Aniston Brings Justin Theroux Along to an Appointment in LA Following Their Hawaiian Getaway

Coz you know, Justin couldn’t possibly just be with Jennifer in her appointment. Nah ah, Jen gosh darn brought him along. While she conveniently sucked on a lollipop after the appointment. Way to get the tabs’ tongue wagging like a trucking gps driving 100mph. HUH?

Kim Kardashian, Kris Humphries Make Out in Pool on Honeymoon

Coz you know, the newlyweds are supposed to read a dictionary while on their honeymoon.

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I say, CLASSIC, but some people think Jim Carrey’s video where he’s professing his love for Emma Stone is CREEPY.

I laughed by ass off especially in the last part where Jim mouthed of “I Love You” then did the quivering lips and chin move.

My husband saw the video in my facebook and thought it was funny too and liked the last aforementioned part.

I guess we’re just among the minority who thinks Jim Carrey was funny in this video. My husband and I are really meant for each other.. Haha!

Joey Fatone who? You know, one of the guys from N’Sync. Guess where I found him? On Playhouse Disney of all places. My daughter was watching Imaginary Movers and when I looked at the TV there was Joey Fatone wearing a baseball uniform, talking about needing to find a solution to his dilemma which is being in two places at the same time.

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Weekend means movie time for the whole family, then just Mommy and Daddy. That is if Hubs is off from work of course. He is off all weekend so yesterday we watched SALT and The Expendables after going to the park, then pizza and ice cream for lunch . I’ll post my thoughts on each sometime. But for now, here was the conversation that took place between Hubs and I early this morning.

Wifey: What movies do we have?

Hubby: Robin Hood

Wifey: Hmmmmm, the Kevin Costner one?

Hubby: No, the phone thrower.

Wifey: Oh, the Gladiator guy

Hubby: Like I said, The Phone Thrower.

(Image: Imdb.com)

So while watching the 2010 Winter Olympics in the bedroom with the Hubs (who else?) last night, a trailer of Johnny Depp’s new movie Alice In Wonderland came on. I commented how Johnny Depp is doing all these creepy roles now. I mean Tim Burton is great and he and Mr. Depp are friends and respect each other’s work but Johny seem to be  in these fully made-up creepy character roles nowadays. My husband thought to challenge me and asked to name all these creepy characters that Johnny Deep has played.

Well, there’s Scissorhands to start with, then he was Willy Wonka, Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Carribean. Hubs disagreed that Jack is not really “creepy”. He’s right, not really but I’m talking about creepy as in a little out there and wearing all sorts of make-up. Stay with me . Then there was Sweeny Todd, and now it’s The Mad Hatter in Alice in Wonderland. Then I added his character in Secret Window. Hubs argued that that was not creepy under full of make-up look. I said, but he was creepily bad there which is creepiest of all because he actually looked like your neighbor. Who knew he’s capable of doing bad things?. He makes you want to lock all your doors. Now that’s creepy so Mort Rainey from Secret Window makes the list . BTW, can you believe Scissorhands is now 20 yrs. old?

In regards to the Olympics..

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