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And the world shook to its core. According to US Weekly, Jennifer Aniston flashed her lacy black bra during the premiere of Lifetime’s FIVE in New York City, last night. Jennifer Aniston directed one of the 5 short films included in FIVE, which tells the story of how family and friends deal with breast cancer.

I guess it’s just apropos that Jennifer would wear something like that to the premiere instead of going to her usual route of black dress.

The movie sounds inspirational with Alicia Keys, and Demi Moore also directing their own short films. I would definitely watch it on Lifetime. But hey, US Weekly felt it’s their responsibility to point out that Jennifer showed up at the premiere flashing her black lacy bra. I suppose they couldn’t ignore the Yin of Jen’s lacy bra to the Yang of movie’s purpose. How Clever…….

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Dina Lohan is busy telling tabs that her daughter Lindsay was so upset when she watched Gwyneth Paltrow’s character on GLEE making fun of her rehab stint and how many times she’s been in it.

"Lindsay is so upset with Gwyneth," her mom Dina tells Radaronline. "She called me and was upset and said, ‘Why did [Gwyneth] have to do that?’" (source)

Get over it Lindsay. First of all, Gwyneth didn’t technically say it. Her character did. Gwyneth is an actress and so was/is Lindsay. And someone who could have been such a great actress like Gwyneth if she didn’t spend time ruining every opportunity she’s been given with the help of her Manager/Mom. Besides, GLEE’s scriptwriter was right. I mean how many times has Lindsay been to rehab anyway?

Lindsay and her attention-whore Mother should focus on getting Lindsay better and how she’ll get her career back up the way Drew Barrymore did instead of whining, crying and blaming everyone else with all the mess they’ve done to their lives.

Dina Lohan could start by not feeding tabloids with the conversations she has with Lindsay. For the love of God, shut up!

Look, I understand that the Dancing W/ The Stars trophies given at the end of each season are not like the Olympics gold medals or the Oscar’s gold statues but they’re not soccer trophies that are given away to 5 yr olds either. I am frustrated that even though I love watching DWTS because I love dancing, I’ve only seen 1 episode of this season. I didn’t even watch it in full. I think it was the 100th episode and they had to do the team competition. Kristi Yamaguchi and Apolo Anton Ono came back to serve as team captains.

When they released the list of stars for this season I was quite flabbergasted that Bristol Palin and The Situation were in it. I knew then I probably wouldn’t be watching the show. When did those two reach the “star status? Yeah yeah, Bristol is Sarah Palin’s daughter. So?? It irked me even more that the promo stance they used for her is that she wants to be modest in her costumes. Whatever. They had the nerve to use that BS when everybody in America knows she’s a Teen mom. Modesty went out the window a long time ago.

The Situation from NJ Shore on the other hand was just… arrgghhh.. I can’t even find the words.

I think I watched 1 promo video on YouTube  to make sure I’m not prejudging Bristol just because I don’t consider her a “star” at all. I wanted to know if she could actually dance so maybe I’ll change my mind. Well, I didn’t. I saw no rhythm from her at all. Fast forward to now, she still has no rhythm. She didn’t have the Cinderella transformation in dancing because guess what you can’t teach rhythm. You can learn steps but rhythm is a God-given natural talent. I understand when someone is awkward on their 1st night. But if you’ve got rhythm, the potential will show right away.

Here’s Bristol on the 1st week doing cha cha.

And here she is doing the Argentine Tango at week 8:

Stiff and boring as hell. She’s in Top 4. DWTS try to justify this by having Carrie Ann Inaba say:

"Bristol Palin is somebody that I think most of Middle America and regular people can relate to," Dancing judge Carrie Ann Inaba tells PEOPLE. "A lot of people come up to me and say, ‘I want to be on Dancing with the Stars. Why don’t they have a regular-people version?’ And I feel like that’s what Bristol Palin is. She’s a regular girl with normal problems and normal issues, and I think a lot of people look at her and see themselves." (source)

Then added that she could be in the Finals. Give me a break. Excuse me Ms. Inaba but I DON’T see myself in her. Watch Jennifer Grey’s own Argentine Tango from week 4.

Here’s Brandy’s Tango from week 6:

Are you going to sit there and tell me that Bristol deserves be in the Finals, let alone win a dance competition? Puhelleeaazze. Far better dancers have gone home way before they should have. Bristol is being kept there for a reason and it has nothing to do with her dancing. DWTS became a joke this season. I’m frustrated at myself that I feel this way even though I’ve only seen 1 episode and these posted videos. Yes, I am projecting anger in a major-major way.

Give me a freaking break. Seriously, why would anyone want to be Snooki for Halloween. Accuse me for lacking sense of humor but I really don’t understand the fascination with Jersey Shore. Why are they relevant in Pop Culture? Am I being judgmental? Maybe, but I couldn’t care less.

Seriously America, have we really lost our minds? Why are people giving Snooki, The Situation, etc.. more than 15 minutes of fame. I know I know, I just added 5 minutes. Ask yourself, do you really want to look like Snooki for Halloween? I’d rather spend my $20 on a rfid blocking wallet than look like her thankyouverymuch.

So, are you ready for November? That’s the month you’ll be able to watch Sarah Palin’s reality show titled “Sarah Palin’s Alaska“, awwwwwwww. I think the show will air November 14th on TLC. From what I’ve read on Huffington Post, the show has 8 episodes so far. TLC is probably going to watch the ratings like a hawk to see if they should add more to that 8 episodes.

I have no desire to watch it. Not even the pilot episode. I’m only talking about it now coz I find it ironic and hilarious that the woman just won’t go away. Freakin ‘Ey . I mean she has the right to exist on this earth of course coz she’s still human after all but geez, do we really need a reality show for her? Aren’t the Real Housewives from every states in America enough? But then again, if you really think about most of the crappy reality shows on TV right now, I guess Sarah Palin would fit right in. DO’H! Maybe she and Kate Gosselin could meet for Ladies’ Night sometime since they’re now “family” under TLC.

My husband and I watched this Twilight movie series out of curiosity. I was never into the hype from the beginning. After watching the first movie I knew I was right. But of course we had to watch the second one just coz. And to continue the madness since we’ve already started it, we decided to see the latest installment, Eclipse. I wanted to vomit just watching the first part which was obviously done to cater to the fanatics who are so in love with the Edward & Bella relationship . The Director, as usual, did a lot of close-up shots to show Kristen Stewart’s beautiful, serene, and fragile look. Good thing her character Bella didn’t suffer from eczema coz it would’ve been obvious from all the in-her-face shots. But then again, would Edward and Jacob be fighting for her if she did? Of course not . As it is, the character is so bland that I’ve heard and read online from a lot of sane and realistic people asking why these two idiots are fighting for her. It’s not like her character was ever shown saving the world or feeding hungry children or volunteering at St. Luke’s or home shelters. Geez, she didn’t even have an after-school job to save money for college. But then again, turning into a vampire after graduation was the easier route. OH yeah yeah, she’d be with the love of her life. And she never really felt normal, Uh huh.

When I asked my husband why Edward and Jacob were fighting over her he said “It’s called p _ _ _ y.” Well, that made sense to me than the movie or that damn book series which I’ve never read and have no desire to probably ever will, heh. Not to be overly bitchy about it, the story is not merely focused about those two guys fighting over her. There’s revenge that stemmed from centuries ago and Bella just happened to be the one connected to Edward so the vampires and wolves worked together to protect her useless ass. So I guess that’s what the back story is. And then of course the love triangle between Edward the vampire versus Jacob the wolf for the love of Bella.

Having said all that, I like Jacob. That dude is either really really tan or he’s really got a good Dentist and he’s using a really effective whitening toothpaste. Too bad Bella prefers Edward’s junkie and pasty look over Jacob’s muscles and sexy abs. *Rowr*

Actually, I’m not into this whole ALL HAIL TWILIGHT thing. I don’t find Robert Pattinson attractive, let alone hot. But I wanted to be fair and see what this whole hoopla about so Hubs and I watched Twilight and New Moon. No we did not go to the theaters. Certainly would never buy the DVD, so just, yeah, zilch it We saw both movies and nothing has changed. We’re still not down with the Vampire blah blah crap and uber-obsession with RP or Kristen Stewart. However, I do like Taylor Lautner. And Nooooo, I’m not into the TEAM Jacob shit either. I just like Taylor. He seems like he’s going places.

Wait, the title mentioned Kristen Stewart so shouldn’t I be talking about her?

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I just saw the new Macy’s “Come Together” commercial and it was good. It nice to see all these celebs in “one” room, actually getting along with each other. Even though it’s only on camera . Oh I’m sure they all like each other . Anyway, it was the last part of Jessica Simpson acting like a “dumb blonde” again that really irritated me.

Watch the video after the fold and pay attention to the last portion of Jessica Simpson where Martha was serving everybody and said “for the ambiance”…

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